New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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