Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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