I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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