What did we do last night that was yellow?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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