is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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