What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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