Is it normal to miss your booty call?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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