After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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