Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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