is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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