you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
