I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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