She's JV to your varsity
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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