i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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