It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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