I want to stick my p in your. b.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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