What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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