I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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