Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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