im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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