I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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