I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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