I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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