think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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