He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
