i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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