So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
did you just send me my own nude
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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