i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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