Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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