Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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