is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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