i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I love having hate sex.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
