i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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