She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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