Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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