So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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