just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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