I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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