You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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