I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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