Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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