This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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