K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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