On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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