i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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