is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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