The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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