Is it because I queefed?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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