Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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