he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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